mwahaha! mwahahaha!! mwahahahaha!!!

well well well...

look who's here... my dearest guest, welcome back!

you must've wondered pretty far to find the key to my chambers. just as i planned...

all this time navigating aimlessly, wasting your time while i have been collecting your data.

you're too late, little human. in a few moments the loading bar will reach 100% and your fate will be sealed.

you shall be mortal no more! i will keep you on my server forever!!!

look! it's done! an eternity online starts now...