mwahaha! mwahahaha!! mwahahahaha!!!
well well well...
look who's here... my dearest guest, welcome back!
you must've wondered pretty far to find the key to my chambers. just as i planned...
all this time navigating aimlessly, wasting your time while i have been collecting your data.
you're too late, little human. in a few moments the loading bar will reach 100% and your fate will be sealed.
you shall be mortal no more! i will keep you on my server forever!!!
look! it's done! an eternity online starts now...