hello blog!!1!

welcome to my blog, c0unt3ss_online! this is my first post so i'm a bit nervous lol xD. my name is mouse mouse the third, but all my online friends call me c0unt3ss. i am 516 years old and like any teenage girl, my hobbies are watching movies, ballroom dancing, blood rituals and being online!! i also have a pet gargoyle named greg, but he's not very social so i still get a bit lonely sometimes. if you want to be friends you can visit me anytime. just take a left at the big willow tree in the haunted forest and you'll find me in the pink computer.

that's it for now. i'll try to keep this updated but i'm pretty busy these days so i can't promise anything. kisses, bye!!

warden is a total ass

i give that horse eternal life and how does he repay me?? all day every day all he does is beg for food. he's been driving me nuts, is raw data not enough nourishment for him? if he loved veggies so much he should've thought twice before entering my castle 200 years ago. i mean, the whole town was raging with rumours about how nobody who enters the old "abandoned" castle ever comes back out. he's been doing a decent job guarding the wires though, maybe he deserves a little treat. i'm sure i had a carrot around here somewhere...

i'm not dead yet

look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bones. how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

the warm buzzing of the screen like heartbeats; there is a god behind the boxes of pllastic and artificial organs...